(Source: katherinemayfair, via dana-delany)
i can’t breath
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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elli-be asked: Give me alex n beckys tumblrs poo. Private message me xoxoxo
dazy-eyes is beckys x
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via pizza)
this looks like the cover to every indie album ever
(Source: turboviper, via joshhommesfierylocks)
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
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